1. Brass Monkeys
2. Pass around bottle(s) of Malibu Rum
3. MD 20/20
4. Boone's Farm
5. Pay a homeless person to go into a gas station and pick out the most random alcoholic drink it can find
Boone's Farm is out since we drank bottles of sugar-infused bitch drinks last game and ended up with interested stomach pains. This is not a PBR Light-esque write off, we simply need time to let the livers cleanse the processed sugar out of our fragile bodies.
MD 20/20 needs to be reserved for when we're REALLY down in the dumps or if we have a matchup where we just need to get angry with the opposing fans. Taking MD 20/20 to a game requires a bit more planning, mostly to arrange bail with a neutral friend and making sure we have no responsibilities that would affect anyone other than ourselves for the next 2 days.
Malibu would be good considering it's a summer drink and we're almost done with warm weather.
Homeless person assistance brings back memories of the Tangerine Bowl in December 2001 where we in fact had a homeless dude/crackhead buy us booze, and David/Andrew know what kind of failure that was.
This leaves us with Brass Monkeys. By way of elimination, we have come to a decision. I haven't drank a 40 of O.E. in NC since we had our 40 party and I had 400+ dollars stolen, so I think it's about time to have a spiritual moment and erase the past.
Any other thoughts?
4 comments:
Looks like Brass Monkies take the gold. And to correct you, we did drink these at a game last year. I remember this because I had to drive around for the better part of an hour on Saturday morning trying to find a convenience store that actually had O.E.
I also have another addition for the game this weekend: Big League Chew. I bought 3 packs from CVS the other night (one each of Original, Grape and Green Apple).
I know it doesn't sound crazy, but that shit makes your mouth generate so much spit its ridiculous. We could have some fun walking around the fan zone and making huge piles of spit everywhere. Just a though...
Oh yeah that's right, I totally remember that now. Great thought on the gum too, you are way ahead of the game. Bravo.
Big League Chew
+1
G forgot the Big League Chew this past weekend. We'll break it out against B.C.
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