Phone Destruction Volume 3

As some of you are well aware, it has been a tradition for me since I started owning a cell phone to kick off the upgrade process by destroying my current one at a football game. My luck with cell phones over the years has been terrible at best, so I have never held a good relationship with my phones.

Now this year was a little bit different. I have had a new phone for quite some time, so the order of events were not in proper sequence. However, this one took special meaning as this phone was particularly shitty. I held on to the bastard for quite some time, awaiting the moment to relish the death of this LG monster.

See below for the progression of destruction. Notice the angst on my face, mixed with joy watching my enemy see his end.


"Hmm ... you're kinda cute, and you've generally been very nice to me. Maybe I should not destroy you after all. Maybe I will donate you to charity. Hmmm ..."


"On second thought, you can kiss my ass you son of a bitch. You are going down. GO TO HELL. GO TO HELL AND DIE. Hope you enjoyed my earwax and earsweat all over your stupid face!"


"DIE!!!"


"DIE AGAIN!!!"


"YOU WILL NEVER HURT MY FAMILY AGAIN!!!"


"That's right. DONE."